me:I literally just crawled up the basement stairs and all the way across the (admittedly) small house to the couch, discarding all my sweat-soaked clothing along the way.
me:And this is where [roommate] will find my dead, naked body later this evening when he returns from the work-mandated Royals game.
It was lovely knowing you.
Spread the work that physical fitness kills.
me:There is so much to say
and so little time
before my body simply stops.
Like, I wish I'd found a way to like asparagus.
me:Or watched Firefly.
And I never made it to Istanbul.
me:Oh, and I wanted to bring down the insurance industry.
me:And I wish I had made a tape for Julia to encourage her to read as she grows up.
C:So, you wanted to make a tape, to encourage someone to read.
me:My mind is going, C.
Expect there to be inconsistencies.
C:No, no. It's fine. I always wanted to create an interpretive dance celebrating modern banking.
C:It never got much farther than a flurry of me flipping the bird.
